Gatekeeper

Hooray! They finally gave me a key and the privileges to open and lock up the office. What this little benefit means, my friends, is that I’m now able to come in as early and go home as late as I want, which in turn means that there will be absolutely no reasons for me not to be able to work long hours and get work done…

Wait! Why am I so excited about working long hours again? Sounds like a pretty bad deal to me. Gosh…Idiot! On second thought I think I’ll be returning these then. In fact, let me put it on the top of my “To Do” list tomorrow morning.